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19 JAN 2026 | v1.0.05
Although this paper has been active for nearly six months, Kolme has never actually had a news carrier! A community-wide census that was held, asking "How do you recieve your Kolme News?" revealed that a whopping 99.9% of civilians had no idea there was even a paper! A young, brave, kolme-kid rose to the opportunity and offered the service of a paperboy to the entire Kolme proper! We tip our hats to this main-page-dweller, aptly named Papes, who agreed to be interviewed for this column.
Kolme News: Good day, Papes. Thank you for agreeing to this interview, it's a pleasure to be able to meet you outside of the main page. To start off, I'd like to ask you, respectfully, why you stepped up above everyone else to be the paperboy this website needed? Does it come more from a sense of passion, or a sense of duty? How do you feel about advertising the newspaper that you are now in?
Papes: Before I begin, I'd just like to say that it's an honor to be here. I've loved this paper since almost six months ago, and it's a dream to be able to contribute to it in such a meaningful way. Passion is truly the word for it, I've loved newspapers since I was a kid. When there was a call to action for a paper carrier, I simply answered.
Kolme News: Fascinating, you mentioned a love of newspapers from a young age? Did that arise from anything specific?
Papes: Yes, the first time I played the arcade game Paperboy I knew that I wanted to deliver papers door to door. It's a rewarding service, and though I don't ride a bike or actually throw the papers, it's ultimately a dream come true.
A truly heartwarming story to kick off the new year. One may expect to see Papes on the corner at the main page for one week every time a new Kolme News is published. Thank you for reading this newslet. (woqyhfi, 2026)
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
woqyhfi, previously a news anchor for Nintendo, finds immense joy in the little pleasures that Kolme life has to offer. Aside from journalism, woqyhfi has taken up tennis coaching, stating: "it's fun to just go down to the tennis court and talk it out like yeah."
24 JUL 2025 | v1.0.00
Today, kolme.neocities.org opens it's doors for the VERY FIRST TIME! Experience some of the site attractions, including the Cats Page and Links Page(s)!While opening under construction, kolme workers flood the place. There's even one on this page right now! It's kind of awkward stumbling upon them on accident, but just remember that they're just as shy around you as you are around them. They never even really speak, but some of them do sing. So odd...
Kolme's History
Kolme, as you may know, has been in the works for many moons now, with production starting in the middle of April 2025. However, kolme has actually been an idea for much longer. (cont. pg 72)
Kolme's Future
It's hard to say what the future holds for kolme, or even, what kolme holds for the future. Some exciting things are in production, including, but not limited to, some playlists of videos and music that will go in the Links/Collections subsection, optimization for smaller screens, and the exciting, long awaited, ART SECTION. No official dates have been released on any one of these projects, but hopefully they will come out soon!
Thank you for reading. For your grand opening edition of Kolme News, this is Fire Dog, signing off.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Firefighter Dog (known simply as Fire Dog), debuting in SchoolZone Publishing in as late as 2006, has been a low quality dog for over 20 years. An extensive background in educational CDROM games was not enough, as Fire Dog now resides in Kolme Village as a journalist for Kolme News.
